The Husk Burger
I swear this gets better every time I see it.
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Caño Cristales river - Meta, Colombia | image by Jonathan Giraldo
Math jokes aren’t funny nothing about math is funny math is a sin
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
Julie Andrews winning the Oscar for Best Actress in Mary Poppins in 1965
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
My cousin graduated from West Point this weekend and one of his buddies got married the day after. He was in the wedding so I was looking at the pictures and I think this picture is great. It’s just really pretty and elegant.
If you’re going to be passive aggressive, might as well go all the way.
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
I was the shit at it but my sister was not. she broke her foot using on of these!